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[only-tiktoks]

Human hair is being used to clean up oil spills | CNN

San Francisco-based Matter of Trust takes human hair and animal fur and makes it into mats that are used to soak up oil spills.

CNN

Projects – Hair Mats & Oil Spills | Matter Of Trust

matteroftrust.org

[bogleech]

This is fascinating and I love the part with the mushrooms and the worms if this really works but my favorite part is that we spent decades like “oh no....oil is soaking into fur and feathers....if only we had something that could soak up all this oil”

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[halfabouros]

DP x DC au where Conner gets hit by a magic spell from Klarion. Before anyone can figure out what it does, Superman makes Conner so mad he punches a hole- Not into a wall like he had planned, but right into a new dimension.

Meanwhile, Danny was ready to sleep for a full 8 hours for once, but was interrupted by a hole to another dimension opening up in his bedroom

[little-pondhead]

[click for better quality because my computer is an ass]

[halfabouros]

FYYGGY!! Danny's face is perfect

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[edgebug]

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

[edgebug]

your brain is unfathomably colossal

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[jasontoddsguns]

Gently cradling Jason Todd, but specifically the Arkham Knight version.

[jasontoddsguns]

I’m wearing a bullet proof vest and oven mitts while doing this.

[continuallycowardlycod]

Most of the time I can ignore someone's profile picture, but I just gift the mist vivid image of john Constantine cradling Jason Todd and its your fault.

[jasontoddsguns]

Honestly, Arkham Knight Jason is so fucked up that anyone other than the joker would do. 😭

Also fuck you fuck you how dare you make me visualize that

[continuallycowardlycod]

Thank you, youre right.

Also its your flipping fault I pictured it in the first place

[jasontoddsguns]

Don’t blame me for your sick mind

[continuallycowardlycod]

You are the one who wishes to cradle arkham knight Jason Todd correct?

[continuallycowardlycod]

Do not look down from a pedestal if you carved it from lies and hipocracy.

[jasontoddsguns]

I have a pedestal and you don’t, therefore as the tallest, I automatically right.

[continuallycowardlycod]

A pedestal built on lies is weak. A strong person assumes those around him to be just as strong. A person who follows the rules does not expect others to think outside of the box, a liar will drive themselves to misery and paranoia, veiwing all others to be as deceitful as they. When you do so, I will be there to remind you of when you stood so proud today.

I hope you enjoy today. Truly.

[skaterboylaterboy]

[continuallycowardlycod]

Nothing. Noone. Who was talking? I don't know.

[jasontoddsguns]

Who are you guys again???

[continuallycowardlycod]

DONT FORGET JASON TODD ON THE WAY OUT

[jasontoddsguns]

(Yanks Jason off screen with a comically large cane)

[continuallycowardlycod]

@beelze-the-bubkiss HELP HELP IS ANYONE A DOCTER PLEASE

[jasontoddsguns]

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN (EXPLOSION) I SAID MAN DOWN

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Guys I'm fene don woori *sets my nose and wipe the blood on my white shirt*see it's better now. Wait why is shit exploding.

[jasontoddsguns]

@continuallycowardlycod THEYRE BLEEDING OUT- IM NOT SO GOOD WITH BLOOD- (faints)

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Oh shit never mind @continuallycowardlycod I think we still need that doctor. *slaps @jasontoddsguns in the face in hopes to wake them*

[continuallycowardlycod]

I don't think that's helping uhh, they are still breathing soon, maybe we should get away from the explosions

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Shit, well their chest is rising and falling so I think that's a good thing *begins dragging @jasontoddsguns away from the explosions* and yeah you probably right. A little help @continuallycowardlycod

[continuallycowardlycod]

Of course * lifts their head and leans in to whisper* this is all your fault

[jasontoddsguns]

(Blearily opens eyes) say-sss the whor-e for spoiler-er (dies)

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Thanks and sorry I didn't realize they would pass out *looks guilty* oh wait did you mean them?

[continuallycowardlycod]

Hey, its alright, cmon, look, the sunset and open road ahead. Are you ready?

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Thank and Yep let's blow this bad hot dog stand

[skaterboylaterboy]

idk what im even supposed to say man

[continuallycowardlycod]

That's OK, do you want to come with us? Three sounds like a lovely group to travel the open road with. If that's OK with @beelze-the-bubkiss ?

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Sounds fine as long as they help carry this one *points at passes out @jasontoddsguns *

[continuallycowardlycod]

Dude. They ain't passed out. They are very dead.

We- we need to bury them.

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Ok I guess but where do we bury them? Never mind @dr-sunshineisdead already set them on fire.

[continuallycowardlycod]

Do you want to say a few words?

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Um death won this match I guess, see ya on the other side I guess. *whispers* how was that?

[continuallycowardlycod]

That's good :)

*to the wind* I told you. I told you you would fall.

Why did your death have to be so painful, you ass this is supposed to be the best time of my life, I'm supposed to revel in your downfall, not be disheartened.

... Goodnight jasontoddsguns

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Goodnight @jasontoddsguns you'll be surprisingly missed by some not so surprisingly missed by others

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Happy anniversary to this beautiful fucking post.

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[mammutblog]

he's post-patrol sweaty

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[wintery-star]

Nightwing & Red Hood
By Jordan Gibson

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[pinkiemachine]

The Great Camera Caper PART 32

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[pinkiemachine]

I would also like to propose we build this statue in the North Pole’s Spirit Oasis effective immediately.

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[boozois]

i couldn't reblog this gem so here you go

[cavegirlpoems]

"won't make hostile mobs based on real animals" my arse. Do they think spiders are some sort of cryptid?

[headspace-hotel]

I have important info about cows and feral pigs

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[sandersstudies]

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

[coldgoldlazarus]